The TV in the Secret Lair rumpus room keeps turning on to static, even though we unplugged it . . . A scrambled voice coming from the speakers is narrating every move we make . . . And we keep getting fragmented texts begging us not to leave . . . It all adds up to one thing—the glitched-out Showcase: Duskmourn™ drop is finally overriding our servers. Best to just accept fate and wait to be sucked into cyberspace for all eternity. At least we’ll have some awesomely uncanny cards to keep us company.

Art by Scott Buoncristiano, Alexandre Chaudret, Bastien Grivet, Cacho Rubione, Ivan Shavrin.